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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta"
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"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."
"Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this: ""Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?"" is in iambic pentameter."
"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."
"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."
"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."
"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."
"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried. *-Hannibal Lecter*"
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"