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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta"

"What's an asexual person's favorite thing to do in the bedroom? Fuckin' nothin'."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."

"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"

"No wonder Santa is so jolly... He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."

"So sorry I hit a nerve. I was actually aiming for a major artery."