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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."

"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."

"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."

"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"

"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"

"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"