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Joke of the Day

"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"

"I USED MY WIFE'S VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO AND NOW I CAN'T STOP YELLING!"

"What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man"

"Thanks for being here right on time. We'll see you in a few hours. - Doctors"

"My bathtub is just like me. Shallow and not quite long enough."

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"

"Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off."

"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"

"Did you hear about the prostitute with an MBA? She was a business anal-ist."