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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"
"What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer? One of them is a swift tailor."
"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""
"Why can't penguins fly? They're too short to reach the controls of the plane."
"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."