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Joke of the Day

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."

"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"

"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."

"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"

"What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat? Bukkake"

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."

"My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven"

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."