84710

Joke of the Day

"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"

"Do you know why police dogs are called the K-9? Because if it were called the K-10, they would be police cats"

"I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout"

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"

"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"

"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."

"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"

"Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into."