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Joke of the Day

"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"

"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."

"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."

"No matter how far you push the envelope... It's still stationery. Fixed it."

"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn't had proper cooling time."

"An Asian Keanu enters a room. Asian Keanu got angry. Asian Keanu Reeves."

"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."

"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."