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Joke of the Day
"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"
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"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
"Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch.."
"A reporter asks Chess genius, Gary Kasparov:""What do you prefer -- chess or sex? Gary replied, ""... depends on the position."""
"I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night."
"I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!"
"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."
"Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?"
"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."
"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."