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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the upcoming play based on the life of Elton John? It's a little bit funny."
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"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says ""Man, it's hot in here!"" the other muffin yells ""OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
"When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch."
"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."
"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"fireworks underwater detonation petarda dum bum pod woda dum bum unter wasser"