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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."
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"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."
"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."
"Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull."
"I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed."
"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."
"Squirrels before girls."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."