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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."
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"Woman jokes aren't funny, period."
"What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is? It's a mystery."
"The Pink Panther's To Do list: - To do - To do - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo"
"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
"lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time"
"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"