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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself"

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."

"They told me to stay positive.. I told them I have HIV."

"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."

"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"I got pulled over for speeding So, I really don't have the patience to type this long ass joke on my phone, but my wife's a whore."

"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."