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Joke of the Day

"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"

".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."

"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."

"Q: Can I ask you two questions? A: Ok, what's the second one?"

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"