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Joke of the Day

"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"

"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"

"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."

"Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman."

"What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? Hiding the erection."

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-Man, for 25c she swallowed balls until she died"

"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"

"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"

"What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Yarrrrrrrrris."

"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."