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Joke of the Day

"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."

"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"

"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"

"I'm not homeless, but a lot of homeless things happen to me."

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."