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Joke of the Day

"Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter."

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."

"I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?"

"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"

"What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage."

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"

"It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?"

"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."

"Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money."