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Joke of the Day

"House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial"

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again."

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"What's the difference between Paul walker and my PC? I give a shit when my PC crashes."

"""The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture"" -TV"

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid."

"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"