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Joke of the Day
"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."
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"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"
"They say seeing is believing, I never saw 9/11 happen. Therefore, 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. Yes bad logic but hey, it's a quick laugh."
"Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle."
"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."
"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"
"My friend told me ""the first stage is grief"" ""Isn't it denial?"" I replied. ""No, not for me"""
"*steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* ""Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"" *turns coal into diamond*"
"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."
"It's important to know your neighbors by name. For instance, ""Mr. Mean Old Man"" and his wife, ""Screamy""."