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Joke of the Day

"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"

"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"

"A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire"

"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane A pilot you RACIST!"

"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."

"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""

"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"