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Joke of the Day

"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment."

"What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum."

"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale."