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Joke of the Day

"""sin"" asked ""cos"" what should they do tonight ""tan"" or ""cot""?"

"I've mathematically figured out how many upvotes it takes to get to the front page. Answer inside. [score hidden]"

"Before my girlfriend Boyfriend: Did you fart before my girlfriend? Man: I didn't know it was her turn."

"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"

"Dogs really like me... I think it's because I'm an asshole"

"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"

"Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport? he was on a watch list..."

"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."

"Guys, if a girl just wants to ""be friends,"" then borrow $100 from her and never pay her back. Like a ""friend"" would."

"How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? Buckaneer"