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Joke of the Day
"How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off"
"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"
"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"
"gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination"
"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."
"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""
"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."