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Joke of the Day

"-What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the ""es"" that was bothering everyone"

"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."

"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"

"What do you call 6.022*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"

"The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash."

"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."

"A man asks his friend, ""What would you do if we only had 24 hours before the end of the world?"" ""I would fuck everything that moves"", his friend says. ""What would you do?"" ""I wouldn't move."""

"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"