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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."
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"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."
"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"
"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."
"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"