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Joke of the Day
"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 (eight) 9"
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"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."
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"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"
"Donald Duck has been hanged... ...And is now in a state of suspended animation."
"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."
"There's a special place in Hell for those women who say ""Awwww"" after everything they hear."
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"