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Joke of the Day
"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"
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"The people working at Petco.... ...hate when you refer to them as pet-ophiles."
"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"
"How to look at life positively |life|"
"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"
"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"
"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."
"Some relationships can survive only online."
"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"