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Joke of the Day

"So this guy steps into the house with a hand full of shit and says to his wife ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."

"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"

"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."

"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."

"I'm not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I'm a bigger fan of not being broke."

"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."