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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda? Patty O'Furniture."
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"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."
"""I hate the last two minutes of everything."" - DVR"
"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."
"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."
"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."
"With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads ""creep"" blaring out probably didn't help."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A Staggersaurus."