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Joke of the Day

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."

"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."

"I was telling my therapist I keep dreaming that I'm in a helicopter crash He said I've got black hawk down syndrome"

"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""

"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"

"worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost"

"What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that."