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Joke of the Day
"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"
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"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"
"What do you if there is a black out? Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut."
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