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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian? Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented"

"Your mama so stupid that..... Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."

"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"

"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""

"All this white pollen is fucking up my sinuses big time. *snorts another line off mirror*"

"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."

"[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend? Gilly suit"

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""