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Joke of the Day

"Calling someone ""exotic looking"" is a polite way to say, ""I might be a little bit racist but I'd love to see you naked."""

"What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug? Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically."

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"Contrary to what my voicemail will lead you to believe, I am in fact not sorry for missing your call"

"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."

"The bartender says: ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."