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Joke of the Day

"CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work."

"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"

"Monogamy First, do no harem."

"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"

"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."