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Joke of the Day
"Anyone still keeping up with their New Year's resolutions? I am... Still 1080p"
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"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."
"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."
"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"
"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."
"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"
"My wife kicked me in the balls today... She always goes for the low-hanging fruit."
"Satan's greatest trick is convincing you he's not real but there's a quality drop-off after that. No. 2 is pretending his thumb is your nose"
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."