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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."

"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."

"An angry wife storms up to her husband. Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? so it could get to the other side"

"Why do doctor's offices take your blood pressure AFTER weighing you? Of course it's going to be high then."

"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."

"boss: why aren't you working? me: i didn't see you coming!"

"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."

"Give a man religion... ...and he will die praying for a fish"

"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"