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Joke of the Day
"It's time to make like a baby... And head out. *leaves"
Next Joke
"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"Listen, I might be 320 pounds but my doctor says I have the heart of a 20 year old athlete. Thank god he'd signed a donor card."
"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."
"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"
"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"
"Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards."
"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."
"My mom asked for my Netflix password... she better not be trying to chill"