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Joke of the Day
"My mom asked for my Netflix password... she better not be trying to chill"
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"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."
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"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."
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"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."