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"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons. Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons."
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"What's brown and sticky? The contents of my pants."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
"Girl Scouts sell more than just Cookies. I know, it sounds crazy, but it's just nuts."
"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."