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Joke of the Day

"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."

"What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy? A heir cut"

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"

"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"

"Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer."

"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"

"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"

"what do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder"

"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""