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Joke of the Day
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
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"A survey was held on what citizens of the United Kingdom thought of the new DOOM game... The overwhelming response was ""bloody hell"""
"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"
"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"
"My parents didn't love me as a kid My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer"
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"One in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two combined"
"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"
"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."