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Joke of the Day
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
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"Knock Knock (you say: who's there) I ate mop. (you do your part) I'll give you a while to figure it out. ...yes, it's childish."
"Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference"
"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."
"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""
"""The Force Awakens"" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards. How is that even science fiction? They might as well rename it ""Downton Abbey."""