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Joke of the Day

"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know."

"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"

"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? They can't even."

"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."

"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."

"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."