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Joke of the Day

"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."

"my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles."

"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."

"Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold? Because he is a bad influenza"

"Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong."

"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"

"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"

"Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room"

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"