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Joke of the Day

"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"What do you call an angry cashew? A pissed-achio."

"What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder."

"ATM A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""

"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."

"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"