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Joke of the Day
"I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add."
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"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"
"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."
"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after the 4th sneeze...get your shit together."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."
"What do you get when you combine a dill pickle and a doughnut? a dildo"
"When I die... I just want 2016 to be my pallbearer, so it can let me down one last time."