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Joke of the Day
"I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add."
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"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."
"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."
"Ronda Rousey lost a fight last night."
"I have constipation. ..I don't give a shit."
"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"
"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
"I'm white, but not have good credit white."
"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."
"I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door."