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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"
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"A parachutist died I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy"
"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"
"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."
"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."
"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"
"If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain Then you are some kind of weirdo *swipes left on tinder*"
"Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that.."
"A girl recognised me This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."
"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."