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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone."
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"We're all sex addicts. Some of us just have better dealers."
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"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'."
"How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench."
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."
"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"
"""you okay man?"" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times"
"Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x)."