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Joke of the Day

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it ""MY way"" you'd have added alcohol to your menu."

"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."

"Once you hit the speed of light... Once you hit the speed of light, you have infinite mass. So you know what? That's my problem: I'm not fat, I'm fast."

"Did you hear about the garbageman who wore no trousers or underwear? He was naked from the waste down."

"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."

"Finding a good date is like looking for a parking spot... all the good ones are taking and the rest are handicapped."