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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
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"*at the confessional Priest: .'..and do you repent? Do you plan to repeat these sins?' Me: 'You mean, like, ever?'"
"What is your favourite shaggy dog tale?"
"Wife just found out my ring tone for her is ""ding dong the witch is dead"" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO"
"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."
"My friend took my mood ring without my permission. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
"My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta"
"What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mother."
"Why are executioners so rich? Because they make a killing"