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Joke of the Day
"My friend took my mood ring without my permission. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
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"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"
"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
"A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, ""I'll never part with it."""
"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"
"Farts are the air to my throne."
"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."
"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"