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Joke of the Day
"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
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"Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares."
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."
"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."
"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."
"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."
"""Whenever one door closes, another opens."" ""Wow, you must be very optimistic about life."" ""No, I live in a haunted house."""
"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""