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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."

"Guess which city got the best black Friday deals? Ferguson, it was a steal."

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"Did you hear about the word that's changed in the dictionary? It means to make or become different."

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks - Dad loved her, so did my sis, but mum said she could've done with another hour or so on a low heat."

"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""

"182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year."

"I'd probably be broke by now if there was a website where you could pay to flirt with lobsters"

"Im not white im Jewish.."

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."